Gah, no, that's not fair*, you're too good at this, you can't just say you professor'd Mr. Clean, you're supposed to say you professor'd one of the other three guys and found them to be a citizen, under the assumption that if they're a special citizen that they'll assume you're protecting them, and that either way you'll have the favor of one of three who will decide this game, and then I could say that that's exactly what the Mafia Leader would be trying to do, and now I can't because you didn't do that. And you're not even pointing out that the last two mafia kills happen to be other guys who voted for Heartless on Day 2, just waiting for someone else to conclude that I must be avenging my mafia ally. Not taking me out was a good move too, me still being here actually is a pretty good argument for you not being mafia because I really should have been mafia killed by now. If I weren't the professor - though I am the professor, and definitely not the effective Mafia Leader since Headphone being voted out who is making predictable kills as a way to make everyone think I'm being framed - I would totally believe you, you're very good at this, it really does seem like I must be the last mafia member. I'm not though, I'm the professor.
C'mon guys, who are you going to trust... the very likeable, funny, interesting, and trustworthy person with a long history of contributions to AWBW who has made lots of cool maps, and who happens to have the more consistent and believable story in this Mafia game, or me**? I think you should trust me.
*Under certain admittedly self-favoring definitions of "fair".
**I have proof-read this sentence, this is what I meant to say.