Wish I can get in on this fray and beat all of you whelps to shame, but I have more pressing matters to tend to in the near future. Consider yourselves fortunate for the time being.
I still love you! Tonight, your true love will realize they truly miss you. You will get a shock of a lifetime tomorrow. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma's a bitch, I know. If there is someone you love, and can't get them out of your mind, repost this paragraph as "I still Love you"